Some weeks ago, we brought you a shocking video featuring Nick Fozzard bringing disgrace on his profession. Well more video nasties have emerged.
Danny Samuel of the Rochdale chapter is in big trouble for this. He's been caught on film scoring a try. It was officially timed at 7.9 seconds, the fastest ever in Rugby League and easily outstripping the previous best set by a member of this fine union. What's more, he's done it while wearing orange boots and playing in the second row without the necessary permit in place.
WARNING: This video should not be viewed by anyone who holds the great traditions of the union dear or has any sort of nervous disposition
This sort of behaviour cannot be condoned - none of it. The boots would be bad enough on their own. Scoring a try is bad enough on it's own, let alone after 7.9 seconds. Combine them all together and there can be no option. You might be in the bloody Guinness Book o'World records lad but your actions are still accountable to this fine Union. Danny Samuel: you're suspended from the PFU.